Avery-isms

Updated. . . .

Here are some of my favorite phrases and sayings these days.

• "Candada"
• "mecinine"
• "30-and-a-half" (the answer to ALL numerical questions: how big, how long, how tall, even what's you blood pressure, etc.)
• "Awery's not a tattletale, she's a chatterbox!" (and she is)
• "Daisy is a wild child!"
• "You're my best friend, and daddy's chopped lizard!"
• "You're welpum"
• "It means in Spanish" (as a reply to anything nonsensical that she says.)
• "Te Amo Crocodile" (a combo of Te Amo Mucho & After Awhile Crocodile)
• "Awery's such a bi' girw"
• "You didn't shave, daddy. Go shave right now!"
• "I juss 'retending."
• "That sounds like a great idea."
• "Too noise!"
• "It's okay, it will dry."