Too Comfy

You know you've become too comfy in a doctors office exam room when:

1. You give your kid a bath in the sink while waiting for the doctor, and actually expect that the nurse will "catch" you and offer towels & a blanket

2. You have no problem turning off the lights, closing the blinds, and lying down on the exam table for a snuggly nap with your child

3. You help the nurse administer 14 skin "pricks" for an allergy test, all the while teasing them: go ahead, just try to get blood out of those veins

4. You have to explain to the doctor what is going on and what to do with your kid. The doctor ultimately agrees with you (although doesn't really like to be told what to do, even though you're right)

5. You're not surprised to find that your child has an allergy to egg whites, even though the doctor is speechless about it